GH Puppet Theater: End of 2011… Hell-OH 2012

Check it out! I overcame my fear and lameness & married Dante before the year was through! Yay me!

That was an abnormally weird reversal of storyline!

Wait. Wut? That wasn’t the original plan? Marry my schwing-man and skip off into the sunset?

Since when does anyone around here ever stay happy?

I’m pretty happy. I got schwinged at least 4 times last night.

Can you tell me of another super couple who got married in December that have stayed married? Hmm?

OMG! Didn’t you marry my Dad in December? Whoa. Sucks for you.

Precisely my point! Where’s your father now? My marriage has been a complete bore all year!

Seriously, Tracy. What did you expect? My dad can’t schwing and if he could he lost THAT ability in about 1982.

Eck! What did I walk in on?

Feliz Año Nuevo! Who wants to Schwing in the New Year with me?

Ooh! I do!

Oh crap. Here we go again.

Wait a second there Detective. There will be no schwingin’ with my cupcake while I’m around.

Not even a schwingito?

WTF? Why is he talking like this?

Just practicing for his telenovela audition…

¿Debo usar pantalones o no?

Definitivamente sin pantalones!

Nunca quitarse los pantalones para mí!

Popsicle! There are two VERY scary reasons why these pants never come off anymore.

Me he olvidado! ¡Oh, la pesadilla!

A telenovela for YOU, too?

Ay, carumba! Das humanitario!

Was that German and Spanish?

Really? Does it matter anymore?

Surprise! I’m back for New Years! Yay! I’ve come to save the day with the ratings!

Crap.

I don’t think so scrotum head! My freaky franco juice is gonna be doing that job! What’s shakin’ Sammy?

I’ve got a rumbly in my tumbly!

Ya know, you said that when last we met!

Aw, geez. What’s HE still doing here? This has to be the lamest thing ever!

Maybe you can 90 day challenge him away?

Quit teasin’ me. That shizz works!

This is so depressing! Abby is dead & I’m all alone on New Year’s Eve!

I’m dead?

Uh, yeah! Unfortunate crane accident!

Bummer!

Wait. Why are you in this scene?

Duh! Why ask why when it comes to me?

Thanks for the invite to the party… whoa… I am feeling a little conspicuous here.

Can’t imagine why? What’s with your pants?

Oh. I’m sorry. Wrong color?

Uh no. Why are they still on?

Now we’re back to the pants?! WTF!

Los pantalones son opcionales!

¡Sí! Si no puedo tener más hijos, por favor háganos llegar los pantalones no más en los hombres de GH!

Dios mío. Gracias por un sin pantalones 2012. 

The end…